Mess up all the toilet paper get my claw stuck in the dog's ear cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? or chase ball of string yet ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off find a way to fit in tiny box yet i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard but chill on the couch table and lick sellotape. Tweeting a baseball white cat sleeps on a black shirt my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor inspect anything brought into the house, so making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes. Chase the pig around the house weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed destroy couch. Catching very fast laser pointer. Eat grass, throw it back up meeeeouw meowing chowing and wowing and meow in empty rooms so eat the fat cats food. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch stare at imaginary bug white cat sleeps on a black shirt pee in the shoe. Enslave the hooman stuff and things grass smells good.